Recently, I saw this video about a toe reader. Yes, that's right, a toe reader. Apparently, not only can your palms reveal your real self, but your toes can too.
As a woman born with misshapen toes, I am appalled. Seriously. Dancers are known for their ugly feet, despite the beautiful body movements those ugly feet provide - women (yes like moi) cram their feet into socially acceptable shoes that distort the feet, and oh yeah, some of us just like to walk.
Seems to me like the perfect feet, according to these experts, point directly north and have a lovely shade of coral at the ends. Who the hell has those toes except women who sit around on their ass getting pedicures all day?
Biden. Oh sorry, bite me.
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